It's the End of the Internet As We Know It

Of course, this prompts (not "begs", mind you, but "prompts" — the pedant in me can't resist clarifying this point) the question:

What if I don't want to do something productive?

In which case, one ought to reexamine one's priorities.

(And BTW, I'm aware of the irony in using the Internet in order to decry the all too common tendency to overuse the Internet.)