Last month I found three examples of my own on Chicago's Northwest Side.
#1:
Who cares how bad your credit it? No need to worry about getting financing here! Absolutely none!
#2:
Because everybody knows there's no such thing as a free
And, speaking of lunch, this one is my favorite:
I'll eat Just About Anything, but even I am leery of what I'd be served at a place that serves not breakfast, but "breakfast," not lunch, but "lunch," and not dinner, but "dinner."