Last month I found three examples of my own on Chicago's Northwest Side.
Who cares how bad your credit it? No need to worry about getting financing here! Absolutely none!
Because everybody knows there's no such thing as a free
And, speaking of lunch, this one is my favorite:
I'll eat Just About Anything, but even I am leery of what I'd be served at a place that serves not breakfast, but "breakfast," not lunch, but "lunch," and not dinner, but "dinner."